Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Bad Times

Santa Monica beach....very hot!

After a great couple days in Santa Monica it was decided we get down to the beach and get ourselves tanned!  What we underestimated though was how hot it actually was... long story short, 3 hours on the beach with Factor 4 tanning oil will leave you with a mild case of sun stroke, but will allow you to give a pretty good lobster impression!

Now in Costa Meesa recovering before moving onto San Diego tomorrow...

bye for now

p.s. Ketchup has been replaced with Ranch!!

swallowed gum is not digested by the gastrointestinal system, it usually passes through within 24 hours

Sunday, 31 May 2009

In America!!

We're finally here in America!

the flight was not pleasant to say the least, but we eventually got to camp in one piece!  We stayed for one night then headed off to Vegas for an AMAZING weekend, unfortunately what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas so I cant reveal too much, I did gamble lots of money away though!

Just in a motel in Santa Monica now chilling after a 4 hour trek from Nevada, off for some food and drink :-)

Thats the update so far, bye for now!

Peace and love

i'm rick james..

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

2 Days!

48 little hours left!!  It's gone too fast, not enough time to see everyone!  But at the same time I can't wait to make like Pete Andre and leave this bitch!

Tonight will be my last night in the town of Warrington (sarcastic sigh)... I suppose Vegas at the weekend is not a bad swap!

Packing still needs to be done, organized Luke is missing this week it seems!

Next time you read this I will be in the U.S of Aiiii!

Take care and god bless

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

Thursday, 14 May 2009


How time flies, it's now 2 weeks!

I remember slumming away in work saying "only 15 weeks to go", and now it seems like yesterday I was saying...15 days!

John Boy has been planning the road trip, it's looking more fun everyday.. Vegas, Santa Monica, San Diego, LA!  It's gonna be crazy like patrick sweze!!

Shopping & Packing starts next week


The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

Monday, 4 May 2009

Theme Song for the Summer!


After much thinking I have finally decided the theme song for my America travels!! 
There were some good contenders...
Hulk Hogan's Real American Song, Tupac and even that bloody OC Soundtrack, but it has been decided and if you kindly follow the link... a big thanks to Cow & friends for creating this masterpiece!

In America, In America-merica, x2
In America they call pavements sidewalks what the fuck is goin on?
In America they call boots trunks what the fuck is goin on?
What is a trunk? except for what an Elephant has
In America, In America-merica, x2
In America they call rubbish garbage what the fuck is goin on?
In America they call crisps chips and chips are fries, chips are fries and crisps are chips, what the fuck is goin on?
I went to America for a little bit, I didn't understand they were talkin shit, I'm writin this song for the benefit of you so when you go you know what the fuck is goin on
In America, In America-merica, x2
In America they call footie soccer what the fuck is goin on?
In America they call jam jelly and jelly is jello, jelly is jello and jam is jelly, what the fuck is goin on?
In America-merica, In America, In America
In America, In America-merica, x


Shanghai, China boasts 4,000 skyscrapers - double the number in New York City.

Thursday, 30 April 2009

It's On!

it's on ladies & gents, Cali is now 100% on!

Got the Visa today, after lots of messing about!  So now all I need to do is get myself to the air port in 4 weeks and i'm off.  The countdown is officially on...

I'm trying to think of things that can occupy my time until then but I can seem to think of a single thing, I am very much looking forward to finishing work in 2 weeks though (working nights takes its toll)

Check back this weekend!


The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

Sunday, 26 April 2009

A Very Good Week

A very good week indeed I must say!

Monday started off with a bit of sunshine so I leave my house and what should drive round the corner? only the Google Street Car!! look out for a yellow jacketed boy in Vauxhall Close ;-).  Rounded the day off with ANOTHER cinema trip to see Crank 2 (which was interesting)

Tuesday was another crazy night on the town, not before an amazing 4-4 match!

Wednesday we went to London and had lasagne at Momma Bims yum yum!

Thursday I got my Visa sorted and had a great day out with Bimmi, Deon & John....We went ON A BOAT! among other things I took some great photos, got to see the sights of London, went bowling, saw my old teacher, got started on an anti-racial campaign with a girl called Bim Bam, went Primark, and watched a bit of Babestation!

Friday was the camp night out, met some really cool peeps and had another great night!  Didn't take too many photos though, was occupied!  I did get engaged though haha

Saturday was sad, Keiran has now gone :-(

32 Days til USA!


House flies have a lifespan of two weeks.

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Keiran's actually going!!!

Well Keiran is really going!!!

After extremely copious amounts of drink, ladies, hangovers, gigs, photos, festivals, trips &'s over for 6 months (this makes me sad) BUT that means we just get to start all over again in October! Having a big night out in good old Warrington to see him off, so the camera will be out and about!

I've made my feelings clear in the facebook video i made so no soppy blogs here, but i shall be leaving a couple of tears on his shoulder and a love stain on his leg! haha!

Will be back to write more either Thursday or Friday when I get back from LONDON BABY!!!


The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Monday, 20 April 2009

Glimmer of Hope for Newcastle maybe ? ? ?

Just looking at the remaining fixtures in the league and it's given me a little boost of confidence...

Let's assume West Brom are down and there are 2 more places up for grabs, with the 3 likeliest teams being Hull, Boro and Newcastle to go.

Newcastle's games are Villa, Liverpool, Boro, Fulham, Pompey: 5-7 points?
Hull's games are Villa, Liverpool, Stoke, Bolton, Man Utd: 0-4 points?
Boro's games are Arsenal, Man Utd, Newcastle, Villa, West Ham 2-4 points?



p.s. 38 days :-)

No president of the United States has been an only child.

Sunday, 19 April 2009

39 Days to go...too long!

Well it's another bad day for Newcastle United, which in turn is a normal day for Newcastle it looks like we're going down, another good excuse to flee the country!


So it's 39 days to go now but if I'm honest I have 2 other countdowns to make the time seem shorter, so I won't be talking about it just yet!


4 days until I return to London and I can't wait, had great fun on all of my previous visits and this one looks set to be the best yet.  Driving down with Deon and John so I need to get some CDs made I reckon!  The purpose is of course to get my Visa and then it's a go go, but also to see my Chocolate Chip Cookie, Bimmi :-) I can't wait to have my rice & pees, and grapes!!

Not bad for a first blog? better ones to come when I'm not rushed, off to work now (less than 4 weeks of that!)

peace and love

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.